WOMENS ENGLISH,
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I`m sorry = You`ll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don`t want you to.
Is my butt fat?? = Tell me i`me beautiful.
Do what you want = You`ll pay for this later.
I`m not upset = Of course i`m upset you moron!
Are you listing to me = Too late your dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You`re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I`m going to ask for something expensive.
It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Your certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I`ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me = I did somthing today that your really not going to like.

MENS ENGLISH.
I`m hungry = I`m hungry.
I`m sleepy = I`m sleep.
I`m tired = I`m tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
I love you = Lets have sex now.
I`m bored = Do you want to have sex?
What`s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May i have this dance? = I`d like to have sex with you.
Can i call you sometime? = I`d like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d like to have sex with you.
Can i take you out to dinner? = I`d like to have sex withn you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Let`s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing you i am a deep person then i would like to have sex with you.
I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = I`m gay.