Head south from Crumpsall Metrolink and you will start to approach the junction to turn left down to North Manchester Hospital. Before you reach this junction there is an entry on the right hand side of the road. Go down here and you will find yourself in the club car park, situated between the club and its bowling green.

I've heard this week that Crumpsall Cons are dropping out of the league. Nice tables, good lads, but only a couple of them are interested in billiards.