1. The table rolled off

2. That was in - but the fan blew the ball away from the pocket

3. It was my shoes - they made me slip when I was striking the ball

4. I didn't want to win

5. It was too cold - only in the Stute

6. The opponent kept standing in front of the pocket

7. The music was too loud - the vibrations made the table move - Could be Unsworth or Crumpsall

8. The team had already lost so it didn't matter (forget the League points!)

9. Someone was eating crisps on my shot.

10.My opponent kept chalking his cue on my shot.

And Dave Jeffrey's has come out with them all.
Also it was funny that Jez from P.Cons only ever got a kick when he missed.

was that the little bald fella that had 2 t.v screens for glasses but upside down?

Thats the man! Got more kicks than Johnny Wilkinson. :D

I only played jez only once and in our game he got a couple of flukes and never appologised right near the end i needed the pink to win the game and fluked it instead of saying sorry i shouted "Get in their you little beauty" needless to say i was not on his christmas card list after that :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wish I was there to see that Nick. :lol:

I played him a few times and one time was having one of my better games at snooker. They were all going in. Jim Fallon was waching and told me later that he was whispering "Flukey C**t" under his breath after nearly every shot. :)

He was playing Mark Matula 2 seasons ago and got highest break. It was a really good break of 72 but he went and spoiled it when he missed by saying his usual "what a kick".

But was it a cick :unsure: