Another year closer to your Pension you old gezzer, for a bit of an old dodger you play an half decent game of billiards (occasionally), wont be long now before you start shaking a bit when your down on the shot, give us all a bit of a chance :P
As for presents i've bought some vitamen pills and a scarf and a voucher for BUPA just for a check up ( can never be to careful at your age).
Untill the next time B) B)

Thanks for that Nick! I knew I could rely on you for a few harsh truths! Getting a bit sensitive at my age. You've got to be a bit more gentle. Soon be looking like Mr Tully. Anyway I'm not using cue as walking stick just yet. By the way! Never mind the billiards, who knocked you out the Butterworth! Ahemmm!! ;)
See you soon for a knock at billiards when I get my new cue.

new cue ????? you just sound like kevin

any way arnt you suppose to get a telegram off the queen

to celebrate your birthday

not a new cue ????? :P :P :P :P

happy birthday gaz (21 tho - my arse)

Talking to westy in tesco the other night, saying that he doesnt know if or who he will be playing for if he moves in with his new other arf..

Is our transfer window open yet..lol, anyone looking to move to pastures new??

Joe

Happy Birthday Maggers

I here Meldrew has sent you a present in the post - one of his old books from his collection that he didnt bother to read it is called :

HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE!!!!!

:ph43r: Av It :ph43r:

Very good lads. Thanks for that! :lol:
As for transfers. Anyone is welcome at W/field and I mean "Anyone" Joe ;) Dave Wright should be due for a change by now. As for Westy, he'll still be there. He'll have had about 3 women by then with his new babe magnet Audi. As long as he doent wrap it round another DHL van.
Any way who is on transfer list? Let us know who you are?

Happy Birthday yer old fart !!!!
Thermal Underwear XXL is in the post mate, along with those Fisherman Friends.bbrrrrrr to keep you warm over those winter months.
PS do you get a free clipper card for the bus mate??
Cya next year maggers of if we sort summat out inbetween.
:unsure:
MBM

Come on lads i'm having a whip round, i think a quarter of Werthers Originals are in order :lol:

its when he starts to smell of piss n biscuits that you know he's gettin old!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll keep that in mind Rob! First sign of smell I shall looking for most painless form of euthanasia.
Anyway sounds like you have plenty experience of this. Are you a social worker, work in a charity shop or are you really older than you look??

its rumoured he collects his motability car next week, he couldnt get an Audi Cabriolet like westy, as the higher rate of mobility is £35 per week, sooo ! Look after that nissan micra gaz...lol

And if your ever out of a job.. B&Q are always taking on 65+ aged staff, i shall get you an application form...

i use to get the bus alot!!!

happy birthday maggers...were thinking of nicking some of your players actually...and that 2nd table of yours is so slow even me and chris couldnt get the white to go twice up the table

thought they were knocking your club down anyway

Happy birthday ANT!!
They say now you've reached "40" you're hanging up your cue or is it now you are wed the missus wont let you out ;)

Happy birthday Ant.
Didn't see any thumb prints last time I saw you....

Happy Birthday Ant

Best wishes pal
Joe

Birthdays coming in thick and fast as Flukemaster hits 35!

flukemaster?? is this chris west, as he is the flukiest guy i know !! if not it should be

ps, is chris's car been unmashed yet?

Joe

Who would beleive Mark Moses is only 40.
Never mind Mark you always have me to keep you feeling young :lol:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK....

Whilst i look old, still a couple of years to my 40th...

Joe

He must have had an uphill paper round....

All the best, Mark :)

Thanks for the comments lads. They say things get better with age so if that rings true I am expecting me best season ever this year!! Watch out!!!

HA! HA! HA! That was just as funny as the Liverpool gag.
Keep them coming Joe! :D

Isn't there an age limit for players to retire maggers.... cos I am sure you cant be far away...

I shall look at a few care homes old pal and see if they can get you in.., they have reduced the age of entry to 60, so your ok


Joe

OOOHHH!! Joe you are touchy when it comes to age!
Never mind Nick! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You dont mind people knowing you're getting old! Getting close to the big one! Now I know why you are getting into billiards. Be bowls next! Heard you are getting rid of the cortina and getting a rover 75 :D Also heard you're missus is trading you in for a younger model. Tell her she does'nt have to look any further than me. I've been told I look 10 years younger since shaving off the tache. I look 29 now. ;)

Why thank you for remembering my birthday Maggers and arn't you the young fella now the tach has gone, i'm thinking aerodynamic when down on the shot, what ever next nivia face cream with an anti wrinkle formula :lol:
Soon be up to your standards at billiards just need a little more time 20 years should do it :lol: at least our handi caps are the same this season but i have an agreement with DD if we meet each other dave says it wiil be allowed if i poke you in the eye and kick you in goolies should even things up a bit :D :D :D . Yes i'm a bit young for the cortina now still gonna keep it but i thought i would buy your old Ferrari as i know you wont be needing it any more as i hear your are due a retest, and at your age the percentage pass is low ;)
Dont get me started on the wife, what sort of mate are you, now you offer to take her off my hands." WHERE WERE YOU TWENTY YEARS AGO WHEN I NEEDED YOU" :D :D

Happy birthday Nick.... Now i really feel old !! I look older than Nick and he has a full head of hair, and you are 9 years older.

Just find a quite corner to feel sorry for myself.....

Roll on the first game of the season... glad its billiards - i gained 5 points this season.. Not looking forward to Crumpsall snooker as playing Dave Lonsdale, and sods law I will give him 40+ start ,is not my idea of an easy opener... Yes Dave i know your a visitor to this prestigious site, Mines a pint of Lager(might as well order my losers pint now)


Joe

A belated happy birthday Nick!

Less of the bowls comments Maggers, it's a belting game and usually played near a bar (there's method in my madness.....)

So, what's your handicap Joe? Could be crossing cues with you at some point this season and don't want to give you too much of a start :D

marky... thought you had all the handicaps...

In someones infinite wisdom AKA DD, has put me -21 snooker... I can cope wth the -20 billiards - but am gonna struggle like hell with the snooker. realistically i think i am a -8 to -10 snooker and probably a -10 billiards..but we dont always get what we wish for, as i said, lots of free beer for me this season.

Joe

Joe

That is what I like to hear, you give me a start again at Snooker!!!

Never mind though I have to give you a start at billiards!?

As for Old Nick, sounds familiar that somehow i bet I'll be giving him a start again this season even at tiddlywinks if DD has his way?!

(Nick have lost the rabbit's foot, think you pinched it again, but it doesn't stop me flukiing)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris..

I knew what i liked about you....... f*** a**

Only joking !, so its not only the start you get, you get the rub of the green also..

Was thinking of joining Whitefield this season, as i wanted to polish up on my 12 ball plants and my fluking skills from a great teacher and lucky b*****d

Cheerz

Joe

I think you're selling yourself a bit short Joe! I thought the object of playing any handicap sport was to keep improving and get to the lowest handicap you can just like in golf.
So come on lets see more of you improving towards reducing your handicaps and give me a better chance :D